Cactus Bruce is a game unlike any other on the market, but could be described as a cross between Bust-a-Move and those crane games sometimes found in amusement arcades.
You command the movement of a claw-wielding cactus, which for some reason seems to believe it's a pirate. Your job is to use your giant claw to grab and then fire various items, including flower pots, bananas and snowmen, at the fortress full of monkeys which hovers above you.
It goes without saying that the primates are also heavily armed, sporting fireballs, coconuts and spanners which they are more than happy to use to make your life a misery.
Sounds weird? Don't let the sheer strangeness of this game discourage you from playing it. With a variety of game modes and a horde of levels readily available for playing, Cactus Bruce is sure to please any bored gamer looking for a challenge without buckets of blood or X-rated profanity.
